The Top 5 Reasons To Visit Mars (kinda)
Today I have a special post for you, instead of the normal 5 reasons I am going to give you 7! Why just 7 you ask, because it has been nominated as the worlds greatest number, by me. So lets get right to it, the top 7 reasons to visit mars.
#7) Space Animals
It would be awesome to meet a space animal, I can't even imagine what one would look like and I am loving the idea.What thought you were the only one? Everyone knows that space zebras are pretty much the coolest thing ever. The only concern I have is aggression and tameness, especially with those Martian bulls.
#6) Massive Storms
I know all of you weather watchers like me would love to be out on mars studying the giant mass of storms that last all year round, so I thought it was completely necessary. I am told around this part of the year the storms are a beautiful sight seeing experience, you should totally check into it. I am sure you could stand on your feet for a few seconds.
#5) Be The First Earthling There
Would it not be the coolest thing ever to be the first man/women on Mars, everyone would envy you. You would also get all kinds of fame and the little kids would look up to you. Money would no longer be an issue, unless of course you are beginning a colony and not just a one man space flight. Imagine being the founding father of an entire planet!
#4) Own You Own Martian Land
Everyone wants a piece of land --thats one thing-- but imagine owning a piece of land that no one else can ever contest, entirely free. I know you have your Martian neighbors to deal with, but they never bother me so why would they bother you. Martians have a very caring community, and they will accept you with open arms.
#3) Talk To Martians
I know you are already searching for your Martian Dictionary just reading this. Martians do not speak a language very foreign to us though, and if you have the dictionary you would know this. Martians created a language very similar to latin, and most of us will understand some of it.
#2) Start Your Own Government
With no laws on a new planet we must establish a government. If you were to visit there tomorrow, you would be given the duties. Meaning that anyone who ventures there would be forced to follow your laws. You would be able to do anything you want at any time!
#1) Earths Overpopulation
With every passing day now you are being more and more crowded into and already packed Earth. Solution? Go to Mars. You are being packed in here like a sardine can and your already fed up with your neighbors, so why are you waiting. Eventually us fellow Earthlings will have to go out into the great beyond, whether it be for a nuclear was or global cooling (oops I mean warming). So you might as well be the first one there for the best seat or you may never be offered one.
There is your top 5 reasons to visit mars, I hope you enjoyed it. Feel free to comment, all are welcomed.
#7) Space Animals
It would be awesome to meet a space animal, I can't even imagine what one would look like and I am loving the idea.What thought you were the only one? Everyone knows that space zebras are pretty much the coolest thing ever. The only concern I have is aggression and tameness, especially with those Martian bulls.
#6) Massive Storms
I know all of you weather watchers like me would love to be out on mars studying the giant mass of storms that last all year round, so I thought it was completely necessary. I am told around this part of the year the storms are a beautiful sight seeing experience, you should totally check into it. I am sure you could stand on your feet for a few seconds.
#5) Be The First Earthling There
Would it not be the coolest thing ever to be the first man/women on Mars, everyone would envy you. You would also get all kinds of fame and the little kids would look up to you. Money would no longer be an issue, unless of course you are beginning a colony and not just a one man space flight. Imagine being the founding father of an entire planet!
#4) Own You Own Martian Land
Everyone wants a piece of land --thats one thing-- but imagine owning a piece of land that no one else can ever contest, entirely free. I know you have your Martian neighbors to deal with, but they never bother me so why would they bother you. Martians have a very caring community, and they will accept you with open arms.
#3) Talk To Martians
I know you are already searching for your Martian Dictionary just reading this. Martians do not speak a language very foreign to us though, and if you have the dictionary you would know this. Martians created a language very similar to latin, and most of us will understand some of it.
#2) Start Your Own Government
With no laws on a new planet we must establish a government. If you were to visit there tomorrow, you would be given the duties. Meaning that anyone who ventures there would be forced to follow your laws. You would be able to do anything you want at any time!
#1) Earths Overpopulation
With every passing day now you are being more and more crowded into and already packed Earth. Solution? Go to Mars. You are being packed in here like a sardine can and your already fed up with your neighbors, so why are you waiting. Eventually us fellow Earthlings will have to go out into the great beyond, whether it be for a nuclear was or global cooling (oops I mean warming). So you might as well be the first one there for the best seat or you may never be offered one.
There is your top 5 reasons to visit mars, I hope you enjoyed it. Feel free to comment, all are welcomed.
Labels: Big Red Storm, earths overpopulation, global warming, government, Mars, Martian, NASA, Space Animals, UFO, US government
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