Top 5 Reasons to Own A Kangaroo

Here is my list on why you should own a kangaroo... thats right... a kangaroo.

#5) Kangaroo's are awesome

Enough said. How often have you been seeing kangaroo's lately? I would think you probably havent seen any. In which case you would be the coolest kid on the block if you owned one. Kangaroo's go hop hop hop enough said.

#4) Cheaper Transportation

Whenever you should be getting in the car to drive somewhere you could just have your kangaroo take you. Just jump in their pouch and show them where to go.

#3) You Could Get Really Good Insurance

You could get really good insurance and just go outside for a little while, meanwhile your kangaroo tears everything up. If that does not work your not out anything and you still have an amazingly awesome animal.

#2)Hold competitions

Tell your neighbor that your animal can outrun his. Place some bets before he see's your animal, pocket a little cash.

#1)Kangaroo's Are Really Good Boxers

Kangaroo's can box anyone. Not only are you getting a bargain by owning an animal that you could use for safety, you can put him in the ring and win some cash. I am sure if you tried hard enough you could teach him how to box.


That is my list for The Top 5 Reasons to Own A Kangaroo. I think it is becoming more and more obvious that I am bored. Kangaroo's are a horrible topic to write on and I really didn't have any ideas on what to write, I just thought it would be funny to write about why you should own a kangaroo.