The Top 5 Reasons to Be A Geek

#5) You Know The Latest Tech

It does pay to be a geek. When you get a job you can actually point people in a reliable direction. I go to Walmart and 9 times out of 10 I am way better off not to ask an employee a question than if I do.

#4) You Get Better Jobs

Let's face it 90% of the geeks in the world will get better jobs than the guy on the High School football team. It does pay off to be into math after all.

#3) You Get To Love Being A Geek

Ever wonder why every geek takes such pride in being a geek? Being a geek is not easy, you have to know the latest tech and learn the best chess openenings. Once your a geek and you have it down good you can flaunt it, chicks love a guy who knows what he's talking about.

#2) Geek Speak

Yes there's a club. No actually there isn't a club, but you do earn the right to understand what the geek next to you is talking about. That is half the battle. Most of the people who won't talk to a geek are intimidated because they fear they will not understand them.

#1) Geeks Make The Internet Work

Almost everything you cross on the internet was probably created by a geek. Almost every website, in fact one of the few exceptions is blogs because of how easy they are to manage. Digg is overrun with people just as geeky as you and me! Is that not the greatest thing! If your not a geek you probably aren't reading this and you probably don't have a website.